4/20 has come.
(via dermasaurus)
Source: son-of-gondor
Zelda: Hey I just met you
Zelda: And this is crazy
Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda: And I’m not even gonna bang you.
Link: That’s completely fine, because I’m actually a decent human being who doesn’t expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these “friendzoning” jokes aren’t funny in the slightest?
Link: Because it ‘s true
Pfft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r8Hl4k7q6U
Source: afearlessthreshold
So… Akin to Kristen Stewarts emotive range - But much, much cooler.
(via dermasaurus)
Source: girlsgotafacelikemurder
When Burger King Japan started a promotion to let its customers put 15 extra pieces of bacon for 100 yen ($1.25) on their hamburger, some smart aleck had to test the limits of the deal and order 1050 pieces of bacon on one Whopper. This tower of bacon is the result.
If bacon is turning into a religion, this is its altar. We bow down before its mighty power!
[via kirai]
Oooooo K then. Check please!
(via partyinroom217)
Source: kirainet.com
i lol’d.
The bowels of Hell would have to erupt to get that many label lawyers in the same room and agreed on so much. Glorious.
(via clearlywrong)
Source: theneedledrop.com
From a forthcoming project I’m proud to be a part of. I should mention that it’s quite mad.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/nightbreed/
This petition’s purpose is to gather signatures of anyone who would like to see & own a new release of Clive Barker’s “Nightbreed” as a restored, extended cut, in DVD or Blu-Ray.
A composite cut of Nightbreed was screened recently (with Morgan Creek’s permission) at the Mad Monster Party in Charlotte, North Carolina, on the 24th of March of this year. This was baptized the CABAL cut, and it ran at 2h35 minutes.
Please join us and sign the petition, sharing along with your signature a short message about how much you’d like for Morgan Creek to release an restored extended Nightbreed Cut, and how much you’d like to own it. If they see that we are here and we are MANY, they might realise that it is worth releasing this film again, and there is a definite interest. Let’s make this happen!
This petition will be managed by Occupy Midian and all signatures will be handed over regularly to Revelations at clivebarker.info.
DISCLAIMER: This petition and “Occupy Midian”-Facebook will NEVER ask for donations. All we want is your signature.
HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES
Awright, this is my new favourite video.
this man has the best job.
MAAAAAAAAAAAPLE SYRUP!
beeeEEEEER
I turned up the volume and started laughing so loud that my dad ran in the room
“DID YOU FIND A VIDEO WITH ALL OF HIS SCREAMS ON IT”
Some of my most fond memories are of my mom screaming from the next room “Get in here quick, The Chairman is gonna say the secret ingredient!!”
I just.
I finally lost it when he started holding things
Lost my shit.
I love this man.
MY SIDES
THEY HURT
Besides much B movie martial arts ass kicking awesomeness (and The Crow: Stairway to Heaven), he was one half of the badassery in Brotherhood of the Wolf. All I can say to this is…..HAMBURGER!!!!
(via partyinroom217)
Source: yes-butno